Kim's Paper cover shocked because of the eye-popping contrast between her bodacious booty and teeny-tiny waist and this looks almost like--well, we can't say average proportions. But alas, Kim's Simpsons butt is disappointingly small.

If ever there was a time to exaggerate or go all Adult Swim, for-mature-audiences-only on a cartoon likeness, this was the time!

Then again, at least Marge Simpson, Rev. Lovejoy's wife and Millhouse's mom don't have that much to gossip about in this case—their butts probably look fairly similar.

Keep up with Kim's sisters on Kourtney & Khloé Take the Hamptons, Sundays at 9 p.m. on E!

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